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Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
by Bwhereru April 9, 2010
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tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.
by italianpride888 May 18, 2006
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man wash

When a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. He then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. The hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.
Husband: Honey, I've finished working in the garage.
Wife: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Husband: (fucking nag....to himself of course) Yes dear.
Wife: Did you use soap?
Husband: Soap?
Wife: You stupid fuck head, that's another good hand towel you've ruined with your man wash!
Husband: Shut up bitch, or I'll summon Limecat!
by Shaithis April 16, 2007
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Dallas Car Wash

A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.
Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash
by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009
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Tijuana Car Wash

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018
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Whore's Wash

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all
Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead
by crimbo97 July 12, 2015
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boulder wash

Stone washed denim clothing that is taken to the next level. "Boulder washed" attire can come into one's wardrobe through an extreme means of natural wear and tear (usually beyond the article's reasonable lifespan), or can be purchased in a store for far too much cash.
"Damn son! Where's Doc and the Delorean nigga!? You really rockin them boulder wash jeans to Dave's party!? Yo dude, them shits is bleached more than Shandra's weave and you got so many holes in em, bitches gonna think I found you back in 1984 for real son!"
by orangedmc July 6, 2010
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