Snuff Video

A video where the "actor" is either murdered or commits suicide. Either the greatest thing you'll see all day or the thing that will haunt you at night, depending on who you are.

Guy 1:"Dude snuff video's get me so hard"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is wrong with you. Those videos are fucked up!"
Guy 1:"You're just a pussy, i've been watching them since 7th grade!"
Guy 2:"You need help, I got to go."

by Dickonym October 3, 2015

magic video tape

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.

Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.

by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

Video Games

Invented so that teenage boys would have something else to do rather than masturbate all day.

Jake masturbates less because of video games but he still spends his time masturbating for two times longer then the amount of time playing on his xbox.

by OrnluTheWolf April 13, 2011

video sex

It’s just like phone sex but on video call like FaceTime or Skype. You usually show yourself masturbstating and act as if y’all fucking.

Carmen: Oh my god girl Sean and I had some bomb ass video sex last night!
Keisha: Deadass?
Carmen: Yea I squirted all over my phone!

by Nisey27 April 19, 2018

[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

Video Game Whore

Someone who repeatedly does the same thing over and over again in videogames, usually for gold or experience points.

Reaching level 80 in WoW requires you to be a Video Game Whore

by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009

xxx videos

a website used for master-baiting. if your single you will understand even more.

Josh: i wish is had a girl :(
Jacob: go watch some xxx videos, and make sure you have premium or else you will get a virus.

by Niaggerafalls November 1, 2019