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verbal masturbation

Verbal Masturbation is commonly found amoung the arrogant, highly self absorbed people.
when you verbally masturbate, you essentially puke out the most disgustingly boring things about yourself, and you only ever talk about how great you are, or how great your life is, blahblahblah.
a common feeling amoung the ill-faited audience of a verbal masturbater is the hard to ignore urges to slice off the offenders head, put it in a blender, and then feed it to dogs. and if they are REALLY not worth it, feed the head to homeless people, as they will take anything.
"That prick over there kept verbally masturbating, and had me snoring for an hour."
OR
"Man, that chick is so hot, i'm gonna do the verbal masturbation all over her to show her how HOT i am"
by coocoocachoo December 28, 2005
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Verbal Porn

The action of telling in-depth pornographic imagery to someone else.
I just told my friend Will some verbal porn about a lesbian orgy.
by SlyFire36 July 10, 2010
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Verbal Sex

having a conversation between two people that is pleasurable to both parties involved, Usually lasting for a long period of time. It can become sexual or it could be about everyday things.
x "I talked with Tim till 4am over messenger"

y " why do you talk that long? and what could you possibly be talking about?"

x" nothing really it was just for hours of verbal sex"
by jackie over March 18, 2010
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verbal sexting

Where someone sends pronagraphic stories,comments and jokes ect. through texting. That is instead of being a nude photo that is texted. some people make it a contest to see who can make up the most pornagraphic stories,jokes ect.
Were verbal sexting to see who can make up the "dirtiest story".
by Deep blue 2012 May 26, 2010
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verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.
Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"
by pinkeye only November 20, 2010
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Verbal Keysmash

When someone speaks gibberish in the nature of a Keysmash.
Guy 1 : Hey man, you look stupid!
Guy 2 : (Verbal Keysmash)
by The_Kickster December 3, 2018
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Verbal cornering

When somebody, usually a superior, puts you in a situation of rhetorical questions and insults in a passive way in which the only respond possible to give can be rude
The way someone used Verbal cornering made me feel uncomfortable
by Seeleenaa July 24, 2020
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