The reason I can no longer talk about one of my favorite bands, Velvet Underground, without some idiot mentioning Scott Weiland's new band.
Myself, talking to my friend: So did you listen to that Velvet Underground record yet?
Fool or clueless girl out of nowhere: Oh, that band with Scott Weiland and Slash?
Fool or clueless girl out of nowhere: Oh, that band with Scott Weiland and Slash?
by Revolver July 25, 2004
Get the velvet revolvermug. When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.
Opposite to Rubber Glove.
Opposite to Rubber Glove.
by moobags February 4, 2010
Get the Velvet Glovemug. A sultry, torrid voice.
A voice you could hear for hours and not tire.
Given to sophistication, good inflection, proper timing, thoughtful pauses.
Can also indicate the sources excellent choice of words and expressions.
A voice you could hear for hours and not tire.
Given to sophistication, good inflection, proper timing, thoughtful pauses.
Can also indicate the sources excellent choice of words and expressions.
The velvet mouth on her, always saying the right thing.
She has a velvet mouth, she could ask me for a million dollars and I'd start looking for a bank to rob.
She has a velvet mouth, she could ask me for a million dollars and I'd start looking for a bank to rob.
by Dem*an June 13, 2005
Get the velvet mouthmug. by Helgate July 12, 2004
Get the Velvet Glovemug. Brown patches that float to the surface in a jacuzzi- mold and fungus from stagnant water in the pipes blasted out when the jets are turned on- but it looks like antler velvet only... ...there's no antlers in the tub, are there...?
I wanted to impress my date, so I netted up most of the ass velvet before I invited her into the jacuzzi.
by Tubdiver March 5, 2011
Get the ass velvetmug. running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 30, 2013
Get the velvet divorcemug. by Trixi VonDoom May 13, 2014
Get the Velvet Steamermug.