running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 28, 2013
Get a velvet divorce mug for your papa Bob.
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
Get the sleep neck gaiter and mug.
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
