This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
A vegetarian who consumes dairy products - in other words, a vegetarian. The 'lacto' is redundant, because all true vegetarians have no qualms about dairy - the word vegan is already in existence for those that do.
Charlie: I'm making grilled cheese, you want some?
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.
Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.
Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.
by Darth Ridley April 27, 2007
A vegetarian who eats eggs. Even those who become vegetarians for moral reasons can eat eggs, because those sold as food are not fertilised and can thus never develop into birds.
Alice: Can I get some egg salad over here?
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.
by Darth Ridley April 27, 2007
a person who eats chicken, but no other meat. they are still vegetarians, but a different type.. morons who said they are not vegetarians.. ur head is up ur ass
by u suck April 08, 2005
A gathering of women where men (meat) are strictly not allowed to attend. The opposite of sausage fest.
Hey guys, come on over tonight for beers and poker. The wife is going out with her friends to a Vegetarian Party. They are watching "Little Women" at the movie theater after dinner.
by kylomite September 20, 2008
From Wikipedia and its cited sources: Vegetarianism_of_Adolf_Hitler
A person who only eats meat occasionally, when it fancies him or her.
A person who only eats meat occasionally, when it fancies him or her.
I don't have meat in my house, but if there is a good filet mignon on the menu, I go all Hitler Vegetarian.
by lambanlaa February 01, 2008
when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"
Bob "Happy."
Frank "Why's that?"
Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
Bob "Happy."
Frank "Why's that?"
Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
by lemonpartynars! September 19, 2007