Valve syndrome

When a game is loved by a community and is overrun by bots and cheaters but the company refuses to do anything about it

"Hey, wanna play Warzone?"
"Nah, it suffers from Valve Syndrome"

by Sniper Gaming994 June 3, 2022

Valvo

Being overwhelmingly lucky, but denying it every time.

I don't have the Valvo's luck, I'm just better.

by Unlucky AF August 27, 2022

valvium

a term used to describe Valve's hardware and its quality control. best seen with the Valve Index and its controllers.

Ben: "hey man i gotta RMA my Index controllers they're fucking up again"
Tristan: "valvium moment"

by b2048 March 23, 2023

valvephobic

someone who hates the videogame company valve

Person 1: Half life bad
Person 2: OMG HE'S VALVEPHOBIC!!!

by blackfuffo December 10, 2023

[VALVE] Niggerkiller

a retarded TF2 botter

cockballs hd: I FUCKING HATE THOSE NIGGERKILLER BOTS
VALVE Niggerkiller: kyskyskyskys

by tri-lights May 6, 2024

valve brain

That one dude in a Valve game that won't stop talking shit usually has a nasally voice.

Alfredo: Bro, that valve brain wouldn't shut up last game. What was his problem?
Kelly: Idk man, maybe he only plays games that Steam creates.

by krogerkilla January 30, 2026

valvian

A unisex name. 'Val' meaning worth or strength, 'vi' meaning modesty, and 'an' meaning peaceful.
This is a name I coined myself and can be pronounced as "val-vee-anne" "val-vi-ahn" or however you see fit.

"Her name is Valvian" "That is Valvian"

by valvian December 19, 2024