Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!
by Johnny Cock-knocker March 08, 2012
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Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
by Aly8188 June 11, 2015
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vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012
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Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth
Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip
by df110899@gmail.com October 19, 2019
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Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.
Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.
by Barber Joe August 22, 2012
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vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.
by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015
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Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.
"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.
by cockthrone July 23, 2014
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