Van-bumbled

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

Van Kinny

On Pro Evoultion Soccer when someone either:

a: switches the play at a random and unnecessary time

b: scores with Van Persie from 45 years out

c: breaks the legs of another player and gets a "ticking off" from the ref

Van Kinny! *goes out for throwing*

by Adforperu January 21, 2009

Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017

van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

white van

An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice

The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.

I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.

by bback December 1, 2007

Van Aert

Proffesional cyclist, likes to be second.

Van Aert is second in most of the races he does

by zzzkkk April 6, 2021

Van Vleck

Town in Texas. Located in Matagorda county. About an hour from Houston, TX. Home of Charles Austin, Olympic Gold Medalist. Town has one stop light. It does have its own elementary, middle and high schools.

Also known as VV, V2 or Little Hollywood!!

Has the best country parties ever!!

We can party in the pasture at my house in Van Vleck!!

by heavery March 6, 2009