Vampire Hate Fuck

As seen on the third episode of the third season of True Blood:
Vampire Hate Fuck is the act of angrily twisting a person's head backwards a complete 180 degrees so that you don't have to look at their face while you fuck them violently out of pure hate and spite. Unlike rape, this experience is welcomed by the person having their head twisted.

I'm gonna have to Vampire Hate Fuck that bitch.

by Doctor Amaazing July 6, 2010

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.

They did the vampire love ceremony.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

Vampire Box

The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.

Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.

by Reid Kethwic June 11, 2018

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021