urinal mint

The round, white cake of deodorizer found in the bottom of men's urinals in some public restrooms.

"I really enjoyed the urinal mint. Had to suck on it a long time to make it dissolve, though."

by dandi August 16, 2006

the shit and the urine

When one is even better than "the shit". One's coolness is all-encompassing, barely leaving any room for anyone else to be cool as well. Introduced by Kanye West in the T.I. song "Swagga Like Us".

As it was coined by Mr. West, it pretty much means you're a pretentious ass-hole if you say it. Plus, it's kind of a lame metaphor.

Example 1:

Kanye "How's it feel to wake up and the shit and the urine?"

Example 2:
"Oh man, Charles Bronson is the shit and the urine!"

by BoredInBrussels May 9, 2009

urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

Urinal Complex

The Urinal Complex presents itself in situations when subjects have to choose their spacial proximity to another subject. Subjects will choose to separate themselves from others in public areas. The condition usually manifests itself in parking lots, restaurants, and most importantly restrooms(usually male).

The most prevalent example of the Urinal Complex occurs in public male restrooms. Upon entering the restroom, subjects will search for the urinal which is empty on either side. If an open urinal is not available, subjects tend to opt for a private stall. The condition also occurs in public parking lots. Subjects have been observed circling the entire parking lot, searching for a spot that is vacant on either side.

by Decafe134 June 6, 2009

Turd in The Urinal

Other than its literal definition this term is often used to explain something that is unwanted or unexpected. Most often referring to an unwanted event or guest.

For the literal definition, see: Urinal cookie

Me: My 30 year old brother had a fight with his landlord and has moved back in with me and my dad because of his complete inability to take care of himself.

Friend: Yeah, he sounds like a total turd in the urinal.

by dmsdjing July 4, 2011

urinal sex

n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.

1.) I heard that insert name here likes urinal sex.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017