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shut up bitch

by jj2x3 February 12, 2020
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Shut up Karen

Describes a blonde hair woman who has afternoon tea and doesn't like when something isn't "ship and shape," will definitely let you know about everything that seems out of place. Otherwise, used to describe people in public who deliberately flip the fuck out when something isn't what they expected. Over-exaggerated emotions towards service desk people, checkout clerks or fast food workers.
Example 1: Karen says that the guy at the oil shop was trying to slash her tires when he dropped his tool. He got oil on the car door when he got up to grab something else. Karen asked Wanda over a cup of tea that afternoon if she shouldn't have gotten a free car wash too, truly exasperated.

Example 2: Karen buys a phone from Verizon and brings it into Walmart for a repair, then flies off the handle at the clerk there when they can't help them. Karen ends up having wasted her entire day, then proceeds to take it out on everyone else in the store in a flying fit of rage, or randomly insults someone standing nearby because they look like a jackass.

Innocent bystanders silently think, "Shut up Karen."
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.
Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.
by Pickle sauce February 12, 2021
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shut up, lion

A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.
"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."

"Shut up, lion."

or

"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"

"Shut up, lion."
by not mike ditka October 28, 2004
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Shut-up-and-skive

A response made to someone who is working on the same assignment as you and continually heckles you about doing this and that while in reality you are reading Urban Dictionary and MLIA.
Person a) Hey do you know how to work out this formula?
Person b) No sry
Person a) How about this graph?
Person b) soz nop
Person a) Are you working?
Person b) Oh shut-up-and-skive already
by Pandan8or October 24, 2009
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Shut up and keep talking

An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know.

Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.
Guy 1: So we went to her bedroom, and there were a lot of dolls there. She also had a poster of-
Guy 2: Dude, shut up and keep talking. Did anything happen?
by Vowtar June 20, 2010
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will you shut up man

What Joe Biden said to Donald Trump during the first presidential debate of 2020. This has gotten tons of media attention as many people see Trump as a giant manbaby.
Trump: The economy blah blah blah the stocks waaaaah! WHY DU I NEVUR GAT WUT I WAANT? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Biden: will you shut up man
by TROLLKING9001 September 30, 2020
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