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G-Unit

Guerrilla Unit. Members include 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, the recently freed Tony Yayo, and the newly signed Game.
G-Unit nigga.
by Young 'Toine February 3, 2004
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N Unit

The One who makes everything you believe in, but haven't experienced enough of, come true like a rushing waterfall. An N Unit represents all that is good about mankind - inspires, makes your heart beat faster, changes the way you view life. There's such a thing as physics, and then there's applied physics. You don't need to understand how the esophagus works to feel hunger and eat. An N Unit bridges these two worlds. N Unit is the recipe book AND the meal, all in one. Comfort, security, challenge and adventure - the words won't do justice. With a coy facade, the N Unit never buffers and is always there when you need. All in all, N Unit makes me happy. N Unit - is perfect to me.
Wait, you've never experienced N Unit before? What are you insane? Make life worth it - find your N Unit.
by thejslverse August 19, 2013
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g-unit

iight i gotta settle this whole g-unit thang ya heard!

1)Its Guerilla Unit! Which means a group of people or a gang (g-unit) goes out and uses their power to bully and or harass people from another unit (Murder Inc.)

2) The g-unit we all know is made up of 50 cent, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo which is in jail, and Young Buc.
GUERILLA unit cuz they say we bugged out............
by Skillz December 30, 2003
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JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.
"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"
by donlapalma November 23, 2009
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Retard Unit

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.
- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.
by Metric society March 30, 2017
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Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020
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Cum Disposal Unit (CDU)

(noun) a cum disposal unit is a man or woman used for sex then tossed aside like yesterdays mail...

(use it in a sentence today LOL!!!)

That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!
cum disposal unit (CDU) douche
by imnoodelykiwi February 25, 2011
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