Umbrella

Slang for a Yorkshire bellend.

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"

by DBag4eva April 8, 2021

umbrella

are u really that bored?

pers. A: i have nothing to do with my life
pers. B: search umbrella on urban dictionary

by shawty08 July 14, 2021

umbrella chucker

A Hong Kong Immigrant to the united kingdom referring to Hong Kong protesters

those umbrella chucker's a driving up the rent

by Wallsendlad July 24, 2021

umbrellaised

When you upset some Russian people they will pay you a visit with a "novichok" umbrella to teach you a lesson.

Sam upset some Russian business men last week and they sent a few colleagues to umbrellaise him. Poked with a poisoned umbrella hence he'd been umbrellaised.

by Schubert July 28, 2021

Umbrellapigtoilet

when you take such a fat diarrhea that the toilet needs an umbrella and even a pig wont bathe in that shit

"whats up bro" "I just had Umbrellapigtoilet" "how are you still alive?"

by 0391 September 15, 2021

Umbrella

the song tom holland did his completely iconic and amazing dance to

Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland's Umbrella dance on lip sing battle?

Person 2: yeah, it's literally the most amazing thing in the world.

Person 1: no bc fr. I've seen it like 80 times.

Person 2: 80? that's pathetic. I've seen it 4,700 times.

by lemm0ns13 August 13, 2021

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

by Bands731 August 23, 2021