twinkie 

People of asian ethnicity who have been exposed to western culture, the idea that twinkies are being rejected by white people is wrong. Another word for twinkie is banana, which is the asian way of calling a twinkie. Some of us are not culturally applicable to be whitewashed, however, Asians see us as foriegners, we fit in everywhere, just don't seem to belong anywhere. White culture is not totally in sync with us, some of our lifestyle is not agreeable to Asian. Because we don't eat as much rice as a normal Asian makes us an alien.

1) Asian Housemate #1: Whats that shit you eating? What the hell is that yellow gunk on your macoroni.

Me: it's fish pie, its my dinner, I grew up eating that. That cheese sauce... something I still like.

Asian Housemate #2: EEWWW! THATS GROSS! TWINKIE!

2) Asian #1: What shall we have for dinner?

Me: I want a full roast dinner.

Other Asian: that shit stinks. hey twinkie, your asian lets go to a chinese restaurant.

FYI all of this is happened to me.

twinkie by trapdcitiboi2008 April 14, 2011

twinkie whore 

a word used to describe a large person of the female species

"gross! look at that twinkie whore!"

twinkie whore by iam amazing February 23, 2005

brown twinkie

When your stoned with a chick and your eating a twinkie and you take it and shove it up her ass.

yO. bitch stick this twinkie up yo ass.

brown twinkie by the nooge May 28, 2003

Blue Twinkies 

When a girl is prenant and her vagina goes blue from higher blood flow to that area causing it to look just like twinkies just blue

girl..omg i hve blue twinkies

boy...i know nd u r prego

Blue Twinkies by lmaolmaolmaolma October 20, 2009

twonker 

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

twonker by Squid December 12, 2004

The Twinkie 

Tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. She bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to ejaculate onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)

Dude, i gave Cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.

The Twinkie by schlogden February 19, 2008

twinkie defense 

O.K., this is the REAL Proud Conservative. Not his groupie.

The Story of the twinkie defense is thus:
In 1978, Dan White, a former San Francisco city supervisor who had recently resigned his position, entered San Francisco City Hall through a basement window, went upstairs, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk.

Psychiatrist Martin Blinder testified in court that White had been depressed, which led to eating junk food: Twinkies and Coca-Cola. This further deepened White's depression, since he was an ex-athlete and knew that the food was not good for him. This was evidence of his depression that prompted his murder spree. This celebrated diagnosis became known as the "Twinkie defense."
(Taken from www.ohnonews.com)

twinkie defense by Proud Conservative August 27, 2003