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Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
by awagg July 11, 2011
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tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.
At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.
by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008
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brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem
The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.
by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010
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weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.
She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.
by RayCruzer July 14, 2008
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Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.
He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.
by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010
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Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.
“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”
by Goldkodak October 11, 2017
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tuxin twister

Twisting your penis by your head in one direction and then letting it go and it will sling back to the normal position
So u want a tuxin twister? Yes twist your penis right now
by Tuxin February 6, 2017
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