Non-drinking thinking

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.

I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.

by The Tom dot com January 15, 2022

Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022

Twinling

1. (v.) To chase someone down a dark alley while screaming British nonsense.

2. (n.) A pair of bitches.

3. (adj.) An old British term meaning 'Damn Bitch, you stank!'

1. (v.) Annabel twinlinged Jimmy after he attempted to steal her lipstick.

2. (n.) George Bush and Dick Cheney are Twinlings.

3. (adj.) In her early years, Oprah was often harassed by people calling her a twinling.

by A Concerned Citiczen October 21, 2008

:thinkinghd:

A masterpiece and modernised version of the ancient classic :thinker:, destined to be spammed all over in chats.

:thinkingHD:

by METROID4 January 10, 2017

Swine Twining

A form of BDSM often refered to as hog tying.

I enjoy swine twining my slave when he is really bad!

by MZ CINNAMON July 16, 2008

twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

by Turkeybonnet November 24, 2013

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013