twilight

The worst book ever written. It is basically the story of a freaky, socially-awkward chick named Bella who moves into a small town in the middle of Washington. While there, she meets an equally socially-awkward sparkly dude named Edward. Oh, and Edward is a parasite. A vampire, by any other name. Unfortunately, Edward doesn't kill her, or drink her blood, or sacrifice her to the Vampire community. Why he didn't do that is beyond me. But, their passion for each other exceeds all odds, and they fall deeply in love.

While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.

Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.

But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.

You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.

But do you know what isn't sickening?

Good literature.

Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.

Girl 1: "Oh my god! I like totally LOVE Edward's hunky sparkly magic! Twilight is like, the Bible! He's a god! PRAISE HIM AND HIS SHINY BODY!"

Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"

*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*

Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."

by Read On July 9, 2011

Twilighter

A sane fan of Twilight.

"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."

-www.TwilightSucks.com

I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.

Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."

by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009

twilight

The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.

"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"

Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD

by celerystalker19 September 24, 2011

Twilight

Great if you run out of bog roll.

Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.

by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011

twilight

Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.

Twilight ≠ Book

by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011

Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Twilight

The sworn enemy of Harry Potter fans and MLIAers. A crapptastic movie wich accomplishes nothing but discretiting Linkin Park, by using one of their songs. twilight I shal never forgive you!

Twilight: Ehhhh. Look at me im Twilight. I think im gonna ruin and annoy every sane person in america!

Me: screw of.

by MeAteYourFood March 3, 2011