Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.

Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!

by Frothboy March 3, 2009

booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

by hybuirr March 11, 2009

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

Tweet rage

Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.

'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.

by John from Dorset June 16, 2017

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

Tweet-Jacking

Copying someone's tweet word for word then posting it as your own and not giving credit for it.

Me: Man I posted a great tweet that was really inspiring. Then I saw one of my followers post the same thing without Rt'ing or liking it just a few seconds after I posted it. I just got tweet jacked

Internet friend: I know it was a Tweet-Jacking!

by They Left Us November 2, 2012