Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.
Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!
by Frothboy March 03, 2009
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booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket
@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
by hybuirr March 11, 2009
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Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.
"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 07, 2022
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Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.
Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!
by Sonera May 16, 2011
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Tweet Binge

The act of tweeting so much within the span of a few minutes that the Twitter user has to review their profile in order to remember everything that they posted.
John: Dude, my entire TL is full of you. I don't even know what you're talking about in half of these tweets!

David: Me neither. I must have been on a major tweet binge.
by savannahj January 15, 2013
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Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
by Jumbybird July 14, 2013
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Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.
"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.
by Wrinkled Cheese November 07, 2020
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