turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

by jinbou October 3, 2007

Turding Out

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.

Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.

by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015

ricer turn-off

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.

*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*

by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012

Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.

You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!

by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Turpster

A crazy British guy who talks on podcasts, but is most awesome.

Turpster says don't do drugs.

by zimphella March 30, 2009