Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.

Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.

by thingmaker February 17, 2022

Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.

Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.

by GangstaWee June 2, 2022

Universal oof

Creates a universe made of oof

Someone said: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof and got blasted into a universe me: universal oof alert by by buddy

by Big naruto inuyasha Roblox fan July 18, 2022

Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.

Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”

by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022

Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.

'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Universal core blackhole

The blackhole at the centre of the universe.

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022