14 turning 15

the awesome-ness of a girl or boy becoming one year older and getting there permits!!!

im 14 turning 15 and im going to be able to LEAR HOW TO DRIVE!!!!

by soli15 October 12, 2008

turning lane

The turnin lane is a term used to describe a state of mind that can only be obtained by various psychdelic drugs such as acid, mushrooms, and occasionally from consuming an extreme combination of alcohol and marijuana together. This term originated in minnesota from lsd users tripping and driving on the wrong side of hte road shouting "We're in the turnin lane' !!!" The term soon spread to Wisconsin and throughout the midwest and describes a mind state that is so impaired that if the victim were to be driving he surely would be on the wrong side of the road, or the Turning Lane. This variation of TURNING LANE is known to be prominent mainly in the Midwest region of North America, but can be achieved virtually anywhere in the world where good drugs are supplied or imbibed. Very commonly experienced by members of the hippy counterculture.

Users experiencing the extremely funky sensation of the turning lane can be spotted easily by their erratic wild behavior and their constant hollaring of non-sense and noises such as "Woohoo!!"

I went to the hippy jam festival, ate a bunch of acid and ex and was in the TURNIN' LANE for the next 24 hours.

When you are so wildly high that you cannot communicate your thoughts through actual words besides "woohoo" and other non-sense, you, my friend, are deep in the turning lane. But when you eventually pass out, you will be in the PARKING LANE!!!

by ELECTRIC KOOLAID MAN August 28, 2006

Tyning

The process of opening the flaps of a women's vagina before lubricating.

Sofie said to her girlfriend " I'm so dry I need a good tyning tonight'

by Brown paper bag January 11, 2017

turning off the tap

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.

"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."

by theiabitch February 23, 2017

Grave turning

Grave turning is a new extreme sport which involves the participant rapidly revolving their own corpse at such a high speed that they drill into the earth generating their own grave, which they then proceed to turn in.

Upon hearing that the laws of thermodynamics had been broken, Professor Mechler died of rapid-onset self induced bladder failure and was forced deep into the earth’s core by rapidly grave turning his own cadaver.

by Dividius October 24, 2006

tunning

When your Spanish friend makes up words on the Internet about weird sex stuff and asks if you like it or not.

Damn, that Tomasety guy is tunning again,

by DrBeeffingers July 24, 2016

Noob tubing

Someone who is (probaly gay) using a machinegun with a grenade attachment to out kill everyone else

noobtuber (dalton): haha im so great at call of duty: gay opps
non-noobtuber:fuck you at lest i have a penis!
noobtuber (dalton):fuck you Noob tubing is great

by non-noobtuber December 27, 2010