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two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.
The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.
by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009
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Taner

A very sexy, overly attractive man. Bad at sports, but still finds a way to make girls fall in love with him. Most of the time, shyest guy you will ever meet. Has amazing hair, that all the girls fall in love with. Usually tall and sweet.
Wow look at that sexy Taner over there!

What amazing hair that Taner has
by Jakson Raddle November 12, 2012
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rev-tune

An automobile mechanic who incorrectly attempts to improve a poor running engine by repeatedly revving it up attempting to blow out carbon build up on the spark plugs, rather than performing a proper tune-up with new spark plugs.
Anyone who revs up an automobile engine neutral gear over and over again with the hood up attempting to improve it attributes is know as rev-tuning an engine. A rev-tune is no substitute for a tune-up with new spark plugs.
by MD Simon March 14, 2009
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coon-tuned

An ingenious repair; a clever 'fix'. A more accurate interpretation and phrasing of the term "nigger rigged."
Under the moonlight, he plucked out a love song on a coon-tuned guitar, and I fell hopelessly in love.
by coco cabana January 15, 2015
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Tuned In

Phrase used in Manchester to describe someone who has been beaten up, usually in football or gang related violence.
That lad and his mates got proper Tuned In after the match, there was blood everywhere.

Another word from you and I'll tune you right in.
by DukeFace November 16, 2006
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tuned

Man i am getting tuned tonight!
by FHS Kid February 4, 2006
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tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.
Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.
by THECECIL February 26, 2008
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