Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
A person of Indian origin who moves to another country takes up citizenship there. But would do his long distance nationalism and would put India before his host country.
He's a trojanhorse, he stays here but strives so hard to make a hindu country back home.
When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.
Guy 1: how did you get into that womens only area?
Guy 2: i told them that i was a female and that they are transfobic if they dont let me in
Guy1: damn, you did the TrojanTrans