Toeing

Someone who annoys/trolls/gets in the way of other people for either the sole purpose of trolling them or bothering other people in an argument.

Why are you being such a toeing?
Get out of my way, toeing.
Your definitely a toeing, aren't you?

by Coryxwhy May 14, 2022

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

trainger

a stranger you meet while riding the metro/subway who you connect with between stops, before either exchanging contact info or never meeting again

Dylan bailed on me for the punk concert this weekend, but I started chatting with a trainger on the downtown F yesterday and it turns out we both have tickets for the same night!

by richierushes September 20, 2022

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

Booty toeing

When you jab your toe(s) into someone’s booty, sexually

“Jessica has a booty toeing fetish” - Eric
“Eww that’s gross!” - Mark

“Everyone loves a good booty toeing!”-Eric

by A&A, a family company July 14, 2021

WATCHA TRYING TO GROPE THERE

When you're in a bed with the sexual Austinio who always finds a way to make something preverted & says "Watcha Trying to grope there while he's rubbing you're cock with his foot

Hey Baby girl Watcha trying to grope there

by GHETTO BRET BALLS July 30, 2021

just trying to hang out

how to respond when you don't want to do something that requires too much effort, or any effort at all

Friend 1: Want to go play some ball at the gym?
Friend 2: honestly, i'm "just trying to hang out" right now...

by jttho May 12, 2022