traveller

A tinker, or member of the Irish travlelling community. See also the British pikey. They live in caravans in random fields and leave the place generally in a mess. However there are some good travellers who are given a hard time and a bad name due to the bad ones.
See also the less polite term: knacker

"That's a traveller's camp", "Is he a traveller?"

by Foyser April 12, 2005

Travellers Minge

Term used to describe a vagina that is smelly due to being unwashed as a result of travelling.

Yo miang, you smell Kates minge?
Yeah dude that stinks, she's got Travellers Minge.

by smeggy_vagina September 22, 2009

Travel Ass

When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.

Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.

Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.

_____

Ted: *stands up*

Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?

Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.

Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.

by Nemephosis October 10, 2011

Travelodge

British Hotel Chain of Cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky shag at 1am.

Sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a STD. Place where many kids are made....

Isn't that how Mia was conceived in a Travelodge?

by shitebag3392 February 3, 2018

World traveler

A hipster who traveled one weekend and got inspired and has not taken a trip since . Then decides to start a blog .

Janet went to cabo last weekend and changed her instagram bio to world traveler .

by Trumpster89 February 1, 2017

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011