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Trauma Olympian

A Trauma Olympian is someone who, whether you bring up something bad that happened to you, brings up something that happened to them that is much worse. See also Trauma Olympics.
Joe: I’m really bummed out, my Dog died of cancer yesterday.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.
by Jizzfarter May 15, 2024
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trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
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Trauma Queen

Trauma Queen (noun): A person who fixates on others’ past traumas, often bringing them up casually or repeatedly, under the guise of conversation or concern, but in a way that reopens wounds rather than supports healing.
I was having a great day until Lisa, the ultimate trauma queen, casually brought up my ex and that whole mess from three years ago—like, why?"
by MamaLucy March 12, 2025
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trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc
Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound
by Zer0 January 17, 2017
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Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018
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Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024
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