Topper

Not a fucking pencil sharpener

"can I use your topper please"

"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019

topless tutor

tutor gets naked when a student answers questions correctly.

Lexy: Guys, that's not in the topless tutor rules!
Us: Yes it is! now get naked, bitch.

by titsmcgee September 6, 2007

TopLeaf

The scariest Booter in Australia

Oh my god is that TopLeaf, let's dashboard it.

by CallMeHosTT January 10, 2011

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

topless roll

Common term for a roll around or hook-up where the shirt comes off and the pants stay on.

Q: Did you have sex with him? A: No, we just rolled around. Q: Was it a nudie roll? A: Yes (if nude); No, just a topless roll (if pants were left on); No, it was very PG (if all clothes left on).

by Nudierollqueen January 12, 2008

toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 4, 2013