Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

topologist

someone who gives good oral sex

a woman or man who gives good head or top is a topologist

by loko102 January 19, 2014

topshop princess

A person who buys their entire wardrobe from topman / Topshop usually on payday.

Eg look over there, it's Lockey he's a real Topshop princess

Look over there it's Lockey, yeah bro he's a Topshop princess

by Topshop-princess September 15, 2015

topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

by Bazingle June 15, 2017

topo

Tits Out Pass Out

"Mellie's had too much Cava....that ho is gonna TOPO for sure"

by no_thanks April 19, 2018

topdog

america's bar & grill in Cherry Hill, NJ.
THE hottest place for cheap drinks and sexy girls. Pub, nightclub, bands, entertainment, outdoor deck. A weekender's home.

Getting my drink on at TopDog, what else would I be doing?

by drunkaddict November 13, 2011

high tops

rims that are in excess of 22"

Jamal got them high tops nigga!

by big money pimpin to the max April 4, 2005