Tom

Means peasant or failure

God that guy’s such a Tom

by LUKERT6 THE GOD October 25, 2018

Tom

Typically a ginger bloke who tends to watch funny cat videos on his shit Sony Phone

Look at that ginger kid. He must be Tom.

by I watch funny cat videos February 1, 2017

Tom

Always moody, shags anything with a pulse
- tom is a person who is most likely to sexually abuse someone or rape them

- tom is a dirty bastard

by Deminciollsx February 6, 2017

Tom

Tom is usually a quite lad with a meaningful heart, usually toms have very small penises which makes them very shy. Toms dont like attention, but when they are in the limelight they love it. He can be nice some of the time, and other times he is an asshole. Nobody really likes a tom, unless they have very big pockets. Becareful if you every meet a tom.

Toms aren't good in the bedroom departments

by Hovis 50/50 May 14, 2015

Tom

Secretly someone with a beautiful voice.
Always listens to you and your opinion.

"Tom, are you Morgan Freeman?"
"No I'm not"

"I don't like you, Tom"
"OK"

by Crabby D. May 31, 2013

Tom

In Vegas, a "Tom" is a poor tipper, commonly known as a "stiff". On the other hand, a good tipper is known as "George".
George

"Here comes a Tom, I'm not going to wait on him."
"Dude, Tom is on his way to play blackjack at my table. I hope he goes broke fast."

by sd_ace November 9, 2012

Tom

A jerk. A total loser who thinks he knows it all. He'll usually beg for attention by making up a bunch of lies.
Do not trust a Tom. They'll act nice at first, but then they'll turn on you.

Usually have no luck with women, they scare them away with their clinginess and obsessiveness. They'll most likely rush into a relationship with someone they barely know.

"Do you know that Tom?"
"Yeah, he's a freak!"
"You can say that again, I spoke to him once and he said he was in love with me"

by ellbabydoll December 16, 2014