tiddering

means you are kidding or you wish it would happen but you have to keep it low key because you don't want to get caught doing something

hey you should come over !!! i'm tiddering

by jack pentleman February 5, 2017

toidering

to make toys out of wood using an ax

Instead of looking for my brother, I was TOIDERING a playhouse!!

by Malayyyynkin February 7, 2010

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

toddlerocracy

(1) A system of government, or a state/kingdom, ruled by the toddler in residence. (2) Control of an organization or group by the toddlers of its membership.

No sleep was ever allowed in the oppressive toddlerocracy.

by DJMatticus October 20, 2015

tadder wadder

The common, pleasuring action of one person stimulating another person's genitalia. Boring, normal people will refer to this action as sex.

Matthew, who was feeling a little frisky, wanted to tadder wadder with Monica.

by UltraSinner December 4, 2015

toader

A hillbilly term for a penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016