trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

by PJCS2 December 23, 2009

porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013

tomater

Tomato said with a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.

My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.

by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009

toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 6, 2017

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009