1. an African American gentleman who is often seen with his hand clutching his penis (junk) through his baggy trousers while swaggering down the street or hanging with his homies.
2. a man/boy (most often black) who's hand has a magnet like attraction to his ding-dong. most often the hand is seen gripping from outside the pants.
2. a man/boy (most often black) who's hand has a magnet like attraction to his ding-dong. most often the hand is seen gripping from outside the pants.
"that new black kid LaTrell can't even take his hand off his crank long enough to play a game of basketball! Yeah, he's the ultimate junk grabber!"
by scubajesumits March 22, 2010
Get the junk grabbermug. Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.
by Blair February 7, 2004
Get the Oh junkmug. To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
Get the junk sciencemug. To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.
by matt Gettz May 19, 2007
Get the junk jigmug. the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.
joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010
Get the junk shotmug. Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010
Get the Junk Drivingmug. A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.
by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010
Get the Junk slingmug.