Timbo Honey Bear

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.

guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010

Timbe

That damn word T9 comes up with when you are trying to spell Vince

Hey timbe, you done dropping a deuce in there?

by Timbe (vince) December 12, 2010

Timberli

WILDCARD!!!!! F'REALLLL IS IN THE MF HOUSE. SHE KEEPS IT 100 RNS AND DEMANDS THE SAME IN RETURN. SHE FALLS HARD AND LOVES EVEN HARDER. YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS ONE. SHE MAY BITE!!

That timberli is one down ads beeotch.

by F'real May 26, 2015

Timberland high school

a school where you can learn how to train your emo

that’s all

girl: i go to timberland high school
boy: you emo as fuck

by girlwhodoesnotgototimberland August 26, 2021

timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006