Timberlow

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

by N'R April 15, 2009

Timbertots

-Middle school kids who consist of prostitots and eleventeen year olds.
-Come in packs of about 10

God damn timbertots

by STFUdonny April 4, 2009

Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Timbername

A name which could end with any possible word in the english dictionary, e.g. Timbermeme Timberman Timberfuck Timbershit Timbercunt

Hey Timbername! C'mere!

by MySyNcyMemes January 18, 2017

Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE)

When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.

The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.

Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."

Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"

1 hour later (on the dot)

Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"

Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"

Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.

by LKilby August 31, 2017

Timber dragon

A timber dragon is a female who's on the larger side of life, curves galore and ready to roar.

Hey, look at that timber dragon making a B-line straight for a Greggs.

by Concav March 29, 2019