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Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.
1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".
by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013
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Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.
Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !
by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
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Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.
by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017
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Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.
Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.
by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011
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Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014
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Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
by alviere February 4, 2017
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[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's
Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.
by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
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