Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin

"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"

by RightOpinion October 8, 2019

Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"

"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.

Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.

by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

by Neolapse December 27, 2022

The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020

Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex

Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket

by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019