Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

Bagel Pussy

A Jewish woman.

A hit that bagel pussy last night.

by JHH22687 December 19, 2009

Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

Bagel Flicker

A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.

Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker

by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023

bagel pop

anal intercourse; usually between two males.

Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.

The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.

by lash505 September 22, 2007