ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 20, 2017

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 14, 2015

Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 12, 2010

Holland steamer

A sexual act in which an apple pie is eaten before performing a blowjob.

"Last night that Virginia chick gave me a Holland steamer; I still have pie crust in my foreskin!"

by Madongola November 18, 2019

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019