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A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad
by jizzytissues July 01, 2018
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