Wallet Poor

When your wallet is lacking in sufficient funds. Usually a person who is wallet poor has money elsewhere, like a bank account, but cannot use the money at the moment.

1)"Hey let's go buy Black Ops"
2)"Can't bro I'm wallet poor"
1)"Alright use your credit then"

by Karl_Marx November 10, 2010

Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

by Rubiwan August 26, 2022

buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.

Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!

by Socr8s August 26, 2012

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

by bshy October 2, 2013

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

uni-poor

When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.

Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.

by G Banger January 16, 2009