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Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp
poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top
by bshy October 2, 2013
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Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.
Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!
by Socr8s August 26, 2012
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Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
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cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.
jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name
by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020
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poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.
Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”
by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016
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