EQ lan

The act of making Brandi, Gabby, Whitney, and Carlene lust after their sexy husbands.

Brandi - I can’t believe the boys made out and then decided to setup an EQ LAN!
Whitney - Our husbands are so sexy!
Gabby - Right?
Carlene - right!

by Dougbug927 March 18, 2022

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Lan

Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.

That dude is such a lan.

by Redrubyrose November 12, 2025

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Lan is a name. Lan is the type guy who’s a bro. Lans are Canadian and strong lovers of Logic. Lan is good at quickscoping and getting ladies. Lan is open to a good “no strings attached (as Lan calls it)” every once in a while. Overall he is a great guy and he is involved in a Bible Study.

Kai: “Did you see that Canadian guy over there?”
Sam: “Haha... You mean Lan?”

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Karim: “That guy is an excellent quickscoper, do we know of him?”
Dylan: “Of course we know him, that’s Lan!”

by TheBBCman October 24, 2018

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King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

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LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

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