murder capital of the world

any city who has the highest per capita of murder for that given year is labeled the murder capital of the world

new orleans was the murder capital of the world in 1993,94,95,and 96, and still has a high per capita of murder for such a small city

by ikeepsthatmuthafuckinheattaonme August 2, 2006

capture the flag

A game where you hide a flag from the opposing team, the playing field is usually divided into two equal sections.
A simpler alternative to this can be played by having a field like so:
J. . . . .C
|. . . . .|
C- - - C
|. . . . .|
C. . . . .J

C = Chair/Stand that has flag sitting on top of it.
J = "Jail", the place you go to after being tug in the opposing team's side.
- = Center line, teams have to run here while holding the oppositions flag to score points.

Teams try and get the flag in enemys territory to the center line. If you get tug and are in jail you can get out if someone from your team runs past the enemy and tags you.

Capture the flag is a fun game to play when you are a kid!

by shadow77110 September 2, 2006

capture the ass

An activity practiced by some male teenagers in which they compete to take photographs of the backsides of attractive females without them knowing.

Example 1:

Bob: Damn! You see that?
James: Yo I gotta capture that ass!

Example 2:

Anthony: Lotta girls here, dude.
Mike: I know, man. Time to capture the ass.

by TheParkourPunk September 25, 2008

Captain goes down with the ship

Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.

Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.

by Cillie October 29, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 13, 2007

Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 October 9, 2008