"Dude, aardvarks are ill as FUCK!"
by Aardvarkian Warlord December 14, 2017
by Woodntknow March 12, 2016
by illmaster5000 December 31, 2009
by Patrick Bateman's fan June 18, 2010
A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.
It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)
It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)
Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)
by We Were Just... January 04, 2019
Someone who is in a foul mood and behaving acoordingly.
See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.
See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.
by South Slang May 14, 2023
The ability to jump extremely high or far, with extreme ankle strength. Absolutely necessary for triple jump.
Dylan's got dat ill bounce in his ankle when he triple jumps, where as Rusty's got no ill bounce and can't even leave the ground.
by TRN Ill Bouncer April 17, 2010