by gatedear May 12, 2014
Get the Texas Pickle Trap mug.The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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by jdm.exe September 10, 2016
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Get the Texas Treatment mug.He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Texas Dumpster mug.An outlaw living in the town of Auga Fria. Most thought he was dead, but he faked his death using a doppelganger. Now he is set to take revenge on the other outlaw who tried to kill him in the same town.
" Oh my god- is that Texas Red? No honey, its just a ghost, go back to bed. Are you sure its just a ghost dear? ...im not sure "
by The Real Mozu September 6, 2021
Get the Texas Red mug.Small town noone knows, where in a blink of an eye you missed it.....don't worry you didn't miss anything good. Also all secrets and rumors are shared here.
by Mordecai Wayne December 29, 2016
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