Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Teflano

A derivative; street slang for Teflon

De que estas hecho teflano

by V.H. August 6, 2021

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.

“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.

by MN Quotes November 5, 2021

Teslacle

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021

Tessanya

Tessanya is the most beautiful girl with the prettiest flippin eyes you’ll ever get to see. She is stoopid smart, but also is a party animal😈😈 this girl can be the life of the mf party🎉🎉
If you ever meet a Tessanya, hold on to her because she’s so caring and understanding. She has big dreams and the looks to compliment her ambition✨✨

She can do whatever she puts her mind to and that’s what makes her so special

Did you see Tessanya with that Mango Svedka??

Omg yea, she really bonded with it🍾🍾

by Marinarasauce_crazy November 21, 2021

Tellann

Tellann: A caring but mean person. Most likely a Scorpio especially with their different mood swings. Their most likely to be an doctor when they grown up because of their affectionate ways.

Tellann Is a Beautiful name to name your daughter/or son.

by Hehehe_88888 November 22, 2021