teqUiLa

lol

dun dun dun dun dun dun teqUiLa

by lillydashiba February 21, 2020

Tequavion

Tequavion is a large african american man who has a huge shlong he will jump on you and rape you very hard. his penis is the size of an elephants dong. he is a big athletic monke. make sure you dont annoy him because he will rape you as he gets very aggressive and horny

"oh look is tequavion"
"make sure you dont go in the alley way with him"

by Big monke 123 August 15, 2022

Tequila sunset

Getting sprayed directly in the eyeballs, with a squirt gun full of tequila, by an Adderal fueled garden gnome.

“Man I can’t see, Tom just hit me with a tequila sunset”

by Conald E. Petersen October 11, 2022

three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.

Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!

by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021

Tequilla

Made in Mexico from cacti and shit. Tastes like fermented death and stale urine. Often used in exorcisms to drive out demons, when the possessed individual cannot find a priest.

The terrorist wasn't giving up any information until investigators threatened him with tequilla.

by AJFlem19 March 25, 2011

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila - The Most Popular Girl on the Web. Ever heard of MySpace? She's no doubt the most requested/visited/commented page in any MySpace account. But who is she? She was just a normal, yet hot, model. Shes been on a couple of T.V. shows such as "Surviving Nugent" and yet some more, but one day, literally out of no where, shes explodes into this huge phenomenon. Nearly everyone on MySpace knows who she is and has , of course, added her. With over 30,000,000 profile views (each time someone clicks on her page), over 540,000 comments, and over 1000 comments for each picture, she's practically a celebrity. Since her giant blast, she's appeared on T.V. shows, magazines, and more. Tila is an entreprenuer, model, musical artist, and even has a little acting skill. With such a great personality, and huge talent, maybe she could be the next super-star.

Have you seen Tila Tequila on MySpace? She's so hot.

by Mitchell Swope May 22, 2006