telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

tele-dodonicks

An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.

tele-dodonicks, as shown in the film Pacific Rim.

by grawlee May 24, 2013

(teily)

She is the most amazing girlfriend ever and i don't know what i would do with out her. She is a considerate,kind, loving

Person will ever meet and im lucky to have her in my life. And if shes i ur's dont take it for granted. She is the best friend u will ever have. Thats teily.

(teily) is amazing .

by austin greeeeene May 21, 2018

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

Teigen

Gorgeous girl with a great sense of humour and completely mad but she's amazing. Can have messy hair. If you find one never let her go.

OMG I love Teigen

by Holidaysarecoming August 14, 2017

red tailed awk

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

by jedi-ninja November 24, 2011