teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 8, 2023

Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Teddy rimskin

The piece of skin that is removed from your penis when you are circumcised

Hey Eddie do you still have your teddy rimskin?

by Ofchinik April 5, 2023

Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 22, 2010

Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022

Teddy groves

Sticky one, rude guy, who thinks to highly of himself. Tell any teddy groves he’s not gods gift.

Friend: you see that guy
Other friend: he’s acting like teddy groves

by TEDDY GROVES January 31, 2021

Bug teddies

a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.

Paperwork and incorrect fonts are our worst bug teddies.

by four20lady May 28, 2021