Tanked

The opposite of being pantsed or shanked - instead of pulling one's pants down, it's when someone goes and either pulls up or rips one's shirt off.

I was minding my own business when some guy came up and tanked me!

by toee November 14, 2008

tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by lithos July 11, 2006

Tanking

To Run, or Move Swiftly. Term used by 'Narh Danz' (Also in UB.com) or a rude boy.

"After we nicked the money, we Tanked it from the cops"

"I Tanked it like a bitch when he saw me"

by Martin February 27, 2004

tank

A extra large poop; A poop that exceeds the size of a regular poop.

I have to tank right now!
Eww that tank is nastayy.

by adam March 01, 2005

tank

A female's sexual organ; see also: pussy, vagina, clit, cunt. (brought about by Shea, while reading the hip-hiptionary.)

Damn, I needa get some tank tonite!

by MattsNinjaMajik April 04, 2004

Tank Skank

Like a car slut but for motorcycles

A tank skank will go out on one guys bike & leave on his mates bike.

She'll stalk his life & add all his riding buddies on Facebook & let them all take turn with her.

"Edina is such a tank skank, she'll hook up with anyone that rides"

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! May 18, 2018

Tank Bowl

The pinnacle of sports entertainment when two shitty NFL teams battle it out for the first overall pick.
GIANTS VS DOLPHINS!!!
TANK BOWL!!!

Prepare yourselves..... FOR TANK BOWL!!!

by UrinatingTree September 20, 2019